{"title":"Accessories","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"marine-masturbating-postcard","title":"Marine Masturbating Post Card","description":"Ready to deliver a dose of irreverent humor with a side of patriotism? The Duffel Blog postcard is your ticket to making someone's mailbox an outpost of freedom.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCheck out your new first-class morale booster:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOperation: High-Quality Comms: These postcards are made from thick, high-quality matte paper that could survive a tour of duty in your friend's pocket or a stint on a fridge under a magnet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTactical Data: Full bleed with a 300 GSM weight, it's the heavy artillery of postcards. Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm), because flimsy is not in our vocabulary.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStealth Features: A laminated feel for that smooth, classified-top-secret-doc touch, with a white matte back featuring a small QR code or bar code for when you need to call in reinforcements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLogistics: This blank product is sourced from the United States, ensuring you're supporting domestic operations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re sending it to a devil dog or your buddy who collects military memorabilia, this postcard is guaranteed to command attention. Let's face it, it's the kind of honest communication that only the brave can handle — and it's sure to bring a knowing smirk to any service member who's endured the sandbox.","brand":"duffelblog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39562234986583,"sku":"9967701_11513","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/standard-postcard-4x6-front-67525e61cf639.jpg?v=1733451366"},{"product_id":"black-rifle-chai-company-mug","title":"Brown Rifle Chai Company Mug","description":"Drink your favorite chai, coffee, or Jack Daniels out of this high-quality ceramic mug with the Brown Rifle Chai Company logo. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• White print area\u003cbr\u003e\n• Color rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"duffelblog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39582161272919,"sku":"9740831_11051","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-11-oz-right-69fe732018a99.png?v=1778283322"},{"product_id":"joint-telework-center-of-excellence-mug","title":"Joint Telework Center of Excellence Mug","description":"On your next Zoom or Microsoft Team meeting, make a statement with your Joint Telework Center of Excellence mug. The caffeine it holds could be your only respite from error messages, unnecessary restarts, and a neverending urge to scream, \"FIX OUR COMPUTERS!\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• White print area\u003cbr\u003e\n• Color rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe","brand":"duffelblog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39582162026583,"sku":"1861370_11051","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/products\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-11oz-right-61fee52ebbdcc.jpg?v=1733960355"},{"product_id":"joint-telework-center-of-excellence-sticker","title":"Joint Telework Center of Excellence sticker","description":"Slap some officialdom on your gear with the \"Joint Telework Center of Excellence, Department of Defense\" sticker. It's the perfect way to add a splash of 'I'm sort of a big deal' to your laptop, locker, or even the back of your government-issued phone (not recommended for classified equipment, folks).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sticker isn't just a statement, it's a testament to the new age of military efficiency — where the battlefield is as much digital as it is literal, and the fiercest warriors wield keyboards with the same dexterity as their rifles.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVisibility: Crafted with high opacity film, so they stand out like a drill sergeant in a library.\u003cbr\u003e\nApplication: Speedy and smooth, with no bubbles, unlike the new guy's first attempt at an IV.\u003cbr\u003e\nDurability: Made from quality vinyl that's tougher than your last PT test.\u003cbr\u003e\nDensity: At 95µ, these stickers are like the special forces of adhesives — they stick to their post no matter what.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBefore you plant this badge of honor, remember to prep the surface like you would your uniform on inspection day. The \"Joint Telework Center of Excellence\" sticker: because even when you’re teleworking, you’re still part of the mightiest force on the planet.","brand":"duffelblog","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":39582167990359,"sku":"2084184_10163","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-front-6752590ecd575.jpg?v=1733450003"},{"product_id":"joint-telework-center-of-excellence-mouse-pad","title":"Joint Telework Center of Excellence Mouse Pad","description":"Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! This one features the Joint Telework Center of Excellence logo and offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement. This will come in handy when you have to repeatedly choose 'restart' on your DoD computer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft polyester surface \u003cbr\u003e\n• Natural rubber base\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rounded edges\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAttention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.","brand":"duffelblog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39582168907863,"sku":"4554722_13097","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/products\/mouse-pad-white-front-61feec08d5036.jpg?v=1733960355"},{"product_id":"duffel-blog-logo-sticker","title":"Duffel Blog logo sticker","description":"Roll out the humor with the official Duffel Blog logo sticker, the ultimate badge of honor for those who take their satire as seriously as a 5 AM formation. Slap this baby onto your gear and instantly promote it from civilian casual to Special Forces suave — because nothing screams \"I read the funnies with my morning chow\" quite like a decal that can survive a field exercise.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThese stickers aren’t just stickers; they're vinyl battle shields, tougher than your buddy’s third retelling of his slightly embellished boot camp stories.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHere’s the situation report on your new sticker:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOperation Opacity: Armed with high-opacity film, this sticker is less see-through than the excuses of the guy who says he could've been a SEAL.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBubble Evac Protocol: Application is smoother than a drill sergeant's bald head, ensuring no bubbles stand between you and supreme stickiness.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVinyl Valor: Crafted from the kind of durable vinyl that laughs in the face of weather, wear, and whatever you throw at it—short of a bayonet charge.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDensity Dexterity: Boasting a 95µ density that’s robust enough to make a battalion commander's voice crack with pride.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re reinforcing the look of your laptop or turning your bumper into a manifesto of military mirth, this sticker will pass inspection with flying colors. It’s not just a decal; it’s a declaration. It says, \"I love my country, I support the troops, and I've got a sense of humor that could defuse a bomb.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSo gear up, square away your sticker strategy, and let the world know that you’ve got the kind of style that could only come from the Duffel Blog — where laughter is the best armor.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3″×3″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4″×4″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5″×5.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":40158690574423,"sku":"6982247_10163","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-default-6549f9379c353.jpg?v=1699541052"},{"product_id":"duffel-blog-logo-embroidered-beanie","title":"Duffel Blog Embroidered Beanie","description":"When the temperature drops, it's time to suit up in the ultimate piece of headgear – the Duffel Blog logo embroidered beanie. This isn't just a hat, folks; it's a cranial hug from your favorite military satire site.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're braving a chilly morning run or just trying to hide that high-and-tight gone wrong, this beanie's got you covered. Literally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: A tactical blend of 60% cotton and 40% acrylic, because your noggin deserves the best.\u003cbr\u003e\nBreathability: Like the crisp morning air of PT, but for your head.\u003cbr\u003e\nFit: Like the best intel, it's form-fitting and on-point.\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: One size to rule them all, because we know 'standard issue' actually has to fit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSo, go ahead and crown yourself with the Duffel Blog beanie – perfect for those who want to keep their ears warm while staying cool under pressure. It's not just a beanie; it's a statement that you're in on the joke. Keep your head up and a smirk on your face, soldier.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40332069699671,"sku":"3923517_4522","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/knit-beanie-black-front-67525d0fda807.jpg?v=1733451030"},{"product_id":"e-4-mafia-sticker","title":"E-4 Mafia Sticker","description":"Represent the backbone of the military with the E-4 Mafia sticker – a must-have for any enlisted wizard who knows the true power behind the rank. This isn't just a sticker; it's a symbol of resourcefulness, resilience, and the occasional skirting of regulations that defines the legendary E-4 life.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures That Make This Sticker a Must-Have:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Made from durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl, because it needs to be as tough and dependable as an E-4 on a mission.\u003cbr\u003e\nOpacity: You can't see through this film, much like the mystery of how E-4s get things done.\u003cbr\u003e\nApplication: Fast and easy, bubble-free application – sticks as smoothly as an E-4 slips out of unwanted duties.\u003cbr\u003e\nDurability: With a 95µ density, this sticker is as enduring as the E-4 Mafia’s reputation.\u003cbr\u003e\nVersatility: Perfect for regular use on laptops, water bottles, or the side of your locker – anywhere you need to show off your E-4 pride (just maybe keep it off the Sergeant Major’s car).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBefore you apply, remember to clean the surface like it's an inspection day. Whether you’re active duty, a veteran, or just in the know about the inner workings of military life, the E-4 Mafia sticker is the perfect way to pay homage to the unofficial rulers of the enlisted ranks. Slap it on and show the world that while the rank might not make the news, it definitely makes the military move.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40404002078807,"sku":"2186815_10165","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-lifestyle-3-665fa54e29628.jpg?v=1717544274"},{"product_id":"ask-me-about-my-security-clearance-sticker","title":"Ask Me About My Security Clearance sticker","description":"Get ready to spark some curiosity and a few laughs with the \"Ask Me About My Security Clearance\" sticker. Whether you're actually holding classified secrets or just enjoy a bit of mysterious fun, this sticker is the perfect way to add some intrigue to your belongings, or in your local SCIF.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClassified Sticker Intel:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Printed on durable, high-opacity adhesive vinyl, perfect for standing up to scrutiny and regular use.\u003cbr\u003e\nOpacity: High opacity film that’s impossible to see through, keeping your message clear and direct.\u003cbr\u003e\nApplication: Fast and easy bubble-free application ensures a smooth, professional look every time.\u003cbr\u003e\nDurability: Made from tough vinyl with a 95µ density, this sticker is as reliable as your most trusted intel.\u003cbr\u003e\nUsage: Ideal for laptops, notebooks, phone cases, or any surface that could use a bit of security flair.\u003cbr\u003e\nPrep Work: Remember to clean the surface before applying to ensure maximum adhesion and longevity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're adding it to your gear, desk, or any other spot that needs a touch of secret agent charm, the \"Ask Me About My Security Clearance\" sticker is the perfect conversation starter. Slap it on and watch the questions (and smiles) roll in!","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41015078813783,"sku":"1587177_10163","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-default-665f999f1903f.jpg?v=1762470350"},{"product_id":"intentionally-left-blank-hardcover-bound-notebook","title":"Intentionally Left Blank Notebook","description":"For those who know that the best ideas start on a blank page—or maybe just with a doodle of a cat in the corner. The Intentionally Left Blank notebook is perfect for capturing brilliance, brainstorming mediocrity, or simply pretending to jot something down so people don’t bother you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWith 80 lined, cream-colored pages, this notebook gives you ample space for notes, lists, or the next great military jokes that’ll never leave your desk drawer. The UltraHyde hardcover is rugged yet classy—kind of like a coffee-fueled staff sergeant in dress blues. Plus, the matching elastic closure and ribbon marker make it deployment-ready for your everyday thoughts, to-dos, or sarcastic quips.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe expandable inner pocket is a game-changer, perfect for stashing business cards, loose notes, or that one Post-it you swore had the Wi-Fi password on it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re scribbling a masterpiece or just trying to look busy in the corner of the coffee shop, this notebook has you covered—literally.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41412662001751,"sku":"1379367_16952","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/hardcover-bound-notebook-black-front-67525f769be57.jpg?v=1733451646"},{"product_id":"telework-essentials","title":"The Telework Essentials Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay productive, professional, and caffeinated with the ultimate telework toolkit! The \u003cstrong\u003eTelework Essentials Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e includes everything you need to crush your next video call or virtual meeting in style:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint Telework Center of Excellence Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Fuel your day with your favorite brew in this stylish and sturdy mug. A must-have for long meetings and brainstorming sessions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint Telework Center of Excellence Sticker (3\"x3\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Personalize your workspace, laptop, or water bottle with this high-quality vinyl sticker. A little humor to keep your spirits high!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint Telework Center of Excellence Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e – Enhance your productivity with a smooth, durable surface designed for effortless mouse movement. Functional and funny!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect gift for remote workers, telecommuters, or anyone who loves to work from home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSave $ compared to purchasing items separately!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41420304875607,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/telework.jpg?v=1733960355"},{"product_id":"top-drone-sticker","title":"Top Drone Sticker","description":"Whether you’re a drone enthusiast or just someone with a flair for high-tech humor, the Top Drone Sticker is here to take your style to new heights. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anything that needs a little tactical upgrade. Perfect for flexing your air superiority—or just covering up that one regrettable sticker from your teenage years.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from high-opacity adhesive vinyl, this sticker is as durable as the drone it represents (minus the government funding). With a bubble-free application process, it’s as smooth as a precision airstrike.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHigh-opacity film to ensure your message is the only thing getting through.\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDurable vinyl that laughs in the face of the elements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tA fast and easy application process, because you have better things to do than fight with stickers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPro Tip: Clean the surface before applying for maximum adhesion and minimum regret. Stick it, own it, and show the world you’re at the top of your game.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3″×3″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41430405382231,"sku":"4199364_10163","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-default-675ca8c793ecf.jpg?v=1734125770"},{"product_id":"clean-on-opsec-postcard","title":"Clean On OPSEC Postcard","description":"*Perfect for when you want to say “I care” without saying too much.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nInspired by Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s now-iconic words—“We are currently clean on OPSEC”—this postcard is the ideal way to stay in touch without compromising national security. Whether you’re writing home from a forward operating base or just letting your group chat know you’ve double-checked the recipient list, this card says it all with a wink and plausible deniability.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on thick, high-quality matte paper, it’s sturdy enough to survive the mailroom and vague enough to pass a security review. Send it with pride. No encryption required.*\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t4″ × 6″ of OPSEC-compliant communication\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPremium cardboard paper for when your words should be impactful, but not traceable\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCoated outer surface for durability—even in hostile inboxes\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tBlank inside, just like the Signal thread after everyone realized what they posted\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or just a “hey, I didn’t leak anything today,” this postcard is your go-to for low-risk, high-satire correspondence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCurrently clean on OPSEC. Until proven otherwise.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41627613528151,"sku":"3237286_11513","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/standard-postcard-4x6-front-67e492e01dd27.jpg?v=1743033062"},{"product_id":"whiskeyleaks-rocks-glass","title":"WhiskeyLeaks Rocks Glass","description":"For when the only thing spilling should be your drink.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRaise a toast to transparency—whether you meant to or not—with the WhiskeyLeaks Rocks Glass. Inspired by Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s Signal chat overshare, this glass is perfect for sipping bourbon while pretending you definitely didn’t just text operational details to your fantasy football league.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted from sturdy, high-quality glass and sized perfectly at 10.5 oz., it’s ideal for everything from top-shelf whiskey to bottom-shelf judgment. Classic, understated, and just ironic enough to make your next happy hour feel like a classified briefing gone slightly off the rails.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tMade from durable glass—because at least one thing in this situation is solid\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t3.4” tall with a 10.5 oz. capacity—plenty of room for ice, regret, or both\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHand-wash only, because you wouldn’t trust a dishwasher with national security, would you?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re celebrating a win, drowning a scandal, or just enjoying a little “need-to-know” nectar, the WhiskeyLeaks glass is the only vessel worthy of your next sip and slip-up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCheers to poor judgment in high places. 🥃","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41627666382935,"sku":"6877963_19793","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/rocks-glass-10.5-oz-front-67e4a2e670895.jpg?v=1743037210"},{"product_id":"whiskeyleaks-drink-coaster","title":"WhiskeyLeaks Drink Coaster","description":"Because the only thing that should leave a mark is your drink—not your digital footprint.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProtect your furniture from spills, stains, and unauthorized disclosures with the WhiskeyLeaks Coaster—the ideal surface for your glass and your mistakes. Whether you’re sipping bourbon or nervously refreshing a group chat for signs of a breach, this heat-resistant, water-repellent cork-back coaster has your back (unlike certain Signal threads).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted with a high-gloss finish and rounded corners for a sleek, polished look—much like the excuses issued at the next press conference. Pair it with the WhiskeyLeaks Rocks Glass for the full “oops, I leaked it again” experience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHardboard MDF with cork backing: stable, secure, and less likely to crack under pressure than your comms team\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHeat-resistant and waterproof, because leaks happen—but not on your coffee table\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tEasy to clean, even if the same can’t be said for your career\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect as a gift, conversation piece, or subtle reminder to maybe not hit “send” next time. One coaster per item—because even satire has OPSEC.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41627800502359,"sku":"7871839_15662","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/cork-back-coaster-front-67e4c09b4e6ec.jpg?v=1743044773"},{"product_id":"low-speed-high-drag-notebook","title":"Low Speed High Drag Notebook","description":"For thoughts that take their sweet time getting there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfectly engineered for brainstorming at a crawl, the Low Speed High Drag notebook is your ideal companion for slow-moving brilliance, late-blooming ideas, and battle plans that start with snacks. Whether you’re writing your memoirs one paragraph per month or just pretending to take notes in a meeting, this notebook keeps up at your preferred tactical pace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWith 80 lined, cream-colored pages and a sleek UltraHyde hardcover, it’s stylish enough for the field, the FOB, or the breakroom. The built-in elastic closure and ribbon marker ensure you’ll never lose your place—unlike your motivation. And the expandable inner pocket? Great for loose intel, crumpled taskers, or those business cards you’ll probably never call.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t80 pages for low-speed writing with high-drag consequences\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tElastic closure to secure your operational doodles\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tRibbon marker, because you will forget where you left off\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tInner pocket for storing regrets and rough drafts\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tThe world’s slowest AAR\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tThat novel you’ll definitely start next fiscal year\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPOGs, procrastinators, and professionals of the “strategic delay”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWrite slow. Think deep. Drag on.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41682067128407,"sku":"6708290_16952","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/hardcover-bound-notebook-black-front-680af900b837e.jpg?v=1745549576"},{"product_id":"after-action-regrets-notebook","title":"After Action Regrets Notebook","description":"Document the chaos. Reflect poorly. Move on.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re jotting down tactical blunders, command misfires, or just that one briefing where everything went sideways, the After Action Regrets notebook is your ideal companion for processing what definitely wasn’t your fault. Designed for introspection with just a hint of recrimination, it’s perfect for journaling lessons learned—or ignored.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sleek UltraHyde hardcover notebook includes 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your strategic scribbles, a ribbon marker so you don’t lose your place (like you lost comms), and an elastic closure to keep those regrets locked in tight. The expandable inner pocket is ideal for storing loose notes, hot takes, or hastily written disclaimers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t80 pages to capture hard-won wisdom, sarcasm, and second thoughts\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tElastic closure and ribbon marker—because structure helps when your plan doesn’t\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tExpandable inner pocket for classified notes or unsubmitted AARs\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tUltraHyde cover: because regret should look good on a shelf\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tField-grade introspection\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tEmotional debriefs after mandatory fun\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tWriting down exactly what went wrong—before someone else does\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWrite it down. Own the mistakes. Blame the lieutenant later.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41682084134999,"sku":"3577644_16958","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/hardcover-bound-notebook-white-front-680afdc8ce9ab.jpg?v=1745550802"},{"product_id":"top-drone-flip-flops","title":"Top Drone Flip-Flops","description":"Because even drone operators need to kick back.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSlide into Top Drone mode with these flip-flops—perfect for when you’re off-duty, out of uniform, and operating strictly under the influence of sun and sarcasm. Built for maximum comfort and minimal effort, these sandals are ready for beach ops, barracks lounging, or running a high-priority mission to the nearest taco truck.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWith a soft polyester lining and durable rubber sole, they’re as comfy as a remote pilot’s chair—and just as good at avoiding unnecessary movement.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tSturdy rubber sole built to survive liberty weekends and questionable life choices\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tSoft 100% polyester fabric lining for maximum chill\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tClassic black Y-straps and toe post for effortless tactical slipping\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCustom printed design, because your feet deserve air superiority too\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPoolside drone strikes (in Call of Duty, obviously)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPX runs when wearing real boots feels like a war crime\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCasual Friday when your CO isn’t looking\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTop speed? Questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\nTop comfort? Guaranteed.\u003cbr\u003e\nWelcome to Top Drone.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":41690227146839,"sku":"1520508_10170","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41690227179607,"sku":"1520508_10171","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41690227212375,"sku":"1520508_10172","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/sublimation-flip-flops-white-top-6810465ad270b.jpg?v=1745897061"},{"product_id":"low-speed-high-drag-flag","title":"Low Speed High Drag Flag","description":"Flies just as slow as you do.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it with pride—or at least mild effort. The Low Speed High Drag Flag is a tribute to everyone who’s not here to set land speed records but still manages to show up (eventually). Whether you’re decorating a barracks room, a garage gym, or your very own motivational black hole, this flag sets the tone: minimal hustle, maximum comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable, wrinkle-resistant polyester, it won’t crease under pressure—unlike your last promotion board. Two sturdy grommets make it easy to mount, even if you’re still figuring out which way is up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t100% polyester fabric—lightweight but built to endure years of tactical procrastination\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOne-sided print with blank reverse (perfect metaphor for your initiative)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tFabric weight: 4.42 oz\/yd²—just enough drag for the message to land\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tTwo iron grommets for effortless hanging, assuming you get around to it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tBarracks decor that screams “don’t ask me to lead warm-ups”\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOffice walls, home gyms, or anywhere motivation flatlines\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAnyone who’s proud to be the last one across the finish line—with style\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLow speed. High drag. Full send.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41690228883543,"sku":"1287649_12584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-681049994fd5f.jpg?v=1745897895"},{"product_id":"smells-like-a-burn-pit-candle","title":"Smells Like A Burn Pit Candle","description":"For when you miss the sweet, toxic sting of deployment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Smells Like a Burn Pit candle is the perfect blend of nostalgia, sarcasm, and survivable air quality. Packed in a smooth glass jar, it delivers the earthy (but actually pleasant) scent of white sage and lavender—no jet fuel, melted MRE bags, or mystery plastics included.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from 100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick, this candle is ideal for setting the mood for introspective rage, dark humor, or just masking the smell of barracks funk. It’s everything you remember about the FOB—minus the cough and mandatory briefings.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t100% natural soy wax—zero toxins, 100% memories\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tWhite sage and lavender scent: fresh, clean, and definitely not actual burn pit air\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tBurns for 50–60 hours—longer than your average SRP appointment\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tGlass jar with a 3” x 2” label warning of imminent sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tMade and sourced in the USA (the safe parts)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tVeterans who want the memories without the respiratory issues\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDeployment reunions, care packages, and dark-humor home decor\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tLighting during mandatory fun events you can’t escape\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLight it up. Breathe easy. Pretend you don’t miss it.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41690231144535,"sku":"5016713_22455","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/scented-soy-candle---white-sage-and-lavender-white-sage-and-lavender-front-68104cf7388c8.jpg?v=1745898750"},{"product_id":"operation-ending-freedom-sticker","title":"Operation Ending Freedom sticker","description":"Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the side of an unmarked DHS van. The Operation Ending Freedom Sticker lets you slap a little satire on any surface — and like the operation itself, once it’s stuck, it’s probably not going anywhere for a while.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on durable, high-opacity adhesive vinyl, these stickers cover up whatever came before: old bumper stickers, protest art, or that pesky First Amendment. Easy, bubble-free application means you won’t get wrinkles, even if democracy does.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHigh opacity film that’s impossible to see through — like Pentagon budget justifications\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tFast, bubble-free application — smoother than a press conference excuse\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDurable vinyl — built tougher than your civil liberties under curfew\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t95µ density — because “ending freedom” should have a little weight to it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPro tip: clean the surface before applying, unless you’re going for that “graffiti on a Humvee” aesthetic.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":42001846272087,"sku":"2983059_10164","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":42001846304855,"sku":"2983059_10165","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-5.5x5.5-lifestyle-3-68dc0a473ca11.jpg?v=1759251021"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/collections\/hardcover-bound-notebook-black-front-67525f769be57.jpg?v=1733961995","url":"https:\/\/duffelblog.myshopify.com\/collections\/accessories.oembed?page=2","provider":"Duffel Blog","version":"1.0","type":"link"}