{"product_id":"alcoholic-secdef-rocks-glass","title":"Alcoholic SecDef Rocks Glass","description":"For promises broken—and drinks poured—with confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCommemorate the proud tradition of public vows and private pours with the Alcoholic SecDef Rocks Glass, a tribute to Pete Hegseth’s infamous promise to quit drinking if confirmed as Secretary of Defense. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 10.5 oz. rocks glass is perfect for whiskey, bourbon, or whatever you’re sipping while making life decisions that would definitely not survive a background check. Sturdy, stylish, and just the right size for a heavy-handed pour when irony calls for a toast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t10.5 oz. volume—because anything less wouldn’t be in the spirit of service\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDurable glass construction, perfect for surviving “spirited” policy debates\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHeight: 3.4”, Diameter: 3.2”—compact enough to fit your drink and your regrets\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHand-wash only, because if you can break a promise, you can hand-wash a glass\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tVeterans with a sharp memory and a sharper sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tCocktail hours fueled by satire and low expectations\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tToasting to leadership decisions that definitely needed a double\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRaise your glass—and lower your standards. Confirmation not required.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41692072542295,"sku":"1885445_19793","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/rocks-glass-10.5-oz-front-681142aebcbf0.jpg?v=1745961658","url":"https:\/\/duffelblog.myshopify.com\/products\/alcoholic-secdef-rocks-glass","provider":"Duffel Blog","version":"1.0","type":"link"}