{"product_id":"low-speed-high-drag-flag","title":"Low Speed High Drag Flag","description":"Flies just as slow as you do.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it with pride—or at least mild effort. The Low Speed High Drag Flag is a tribute to everyone who’s not here to set land speed records but still manages to show up (eventually). Whether you’re decorating a barracks room, a garage gym, or your very own motivational black hole, this flag sets the tone: minimal hustle, maximum comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from durable, wrinkle-resistant polyester, it won’t crease under pressure—unlike your last promotion board. Two sturdy grommets make it easy to mount, even if you’re still figuring out which way is up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t100% polyester fabric—lightweight but built to endure years of tactical procrastination\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOne-sided print with blank reverse (perfect metaphor for your initiative)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tFabric weight: 4.42 oz\/yd²—just enough drag for the message to land\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tTwo iron grommets for effortless hanging, assuming you get around to it\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tBarracks decor that screams “don’t ask me to lead warm-ups”\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOffice walls, home gyms, or anywhere motivation flatlines\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAnyone who’s proud to be the last one across the finish line—with style\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLow speed. High drag. Full send.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41690228883543,"sku":"1287649_12584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-681049994fd5f.jpg?v=1745897895","url":"https:\/\/duffelblog.myshopify.com\/products\/low-speed-high-drag-flag","provider":"Duffel Blog","version":"1.0","type":"link"}