{"product_id":"suck-it-up-wine-glass","title":"Suck It Up Wine Glass","description":"Because sometimes you need a glass—and sometimes you need a glass full of perspective.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re raising a toast to life’s wins, losses, or complete train wrecks, the Suck It Up Wine Glass is the perfect companion. With 15 oz. of tactical capacity, this glass delivers your favorite beverage with a side of reality: no whining, no excuses—just pour, sip, and carry on.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from sleek, high-quality glass, it’s perfect for everything from celebrating promotions to surviving family dinners without committing a felony.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t15 oz. volume—enough for coping, celebrating, or both\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tSimple, durable design for serious (and not-so-serious) occasions\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHand-wash only, because if you can suck it up, you can wash a damn glass\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tMade and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tToasting to mandatory fun\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPrepping for “one last drink” that turns into five\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tField-grade officers, senior NCOs, and professional complainers turned quiet reflectors\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhen life hands you problems, don’t cry into your wine. Suck it up—and pour another.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41690227474519,"sku":"7230076_17353","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/stemless-wine-glass-_15-oz_-front-6810470e08414.jpg?v=1745897240","url":"https:\/\/duffelblog.myshopify.com\/products\/suck-it-up-wine-glass","provider":"Duffel Blog","version":"1.0","type":"link"}