{"product_id":"thank-me-for-my-service-beer-koozie","title":"Thank Me For My Service Beer Koozie","description":"Because nothing says “patriotism” like holding a cold one in style.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRaise a can to yourself—and make sure everyone else does too—with the Thank Me For My Service Beer Koozie. Featuring tactical sarcasm and strategic beverage insulation, this koozie is the perfect way to keep your drink cold, your hands warm, and your ego fully inflated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from high-grade neoprene with ribbed seams, it’s rugged enough for backyard barbecues, beach ops, tailgates, and any Veterans Day celebration where you graciously accept thanks (and another beer).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecs:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDurable neoprene construction, waterproof and warrior-proof\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tFits both standard and slim cans—because tactical hydration comes in all sizes\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tRibbed seams for added durability during high-tempo drinking ops\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tSpot cleanable, just like your record after NJP\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tPrinted proudly in the US (even if you aren’t using it responsibly)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tVeterans, active duty, and those who served… honorably-ish\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAnyone who believes gratitude should be cold, carbonated, and in your hand\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tAdding a bit of sarcasm to your next toast\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMission: Hydration. Attitude: Maximum.\u003cbr\u003e\nThank yourself first. Let others catch up.","brand":"Duffel Blog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41690213646423,"sku":"3735433_19461","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/3929\/4551\/files\/can-cooler-white-regular-12-oz-front-6810414d31753.jpg?v=1745895764","url":"https:\/\/duffelblog.myshopify.com\/products\/thank-me-for-my-service-beer-koozie","provider":"Duffel Blog","version":"1.0","type":"link"}